Dave Tieff
Dec 20, 2024

I don’t know what it’s like from a woman’s perspective, but from a man’s perspective, it involves doing the two things we love the most:

Having sex—and not moving.

If she finishes the job and football is on at the same time—that’s the peak of existence. Throw in a meatball sub and it’s game over.
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I should add that if that happened (without begging) once a week, the divorce rate would plummet.

Dave Tieff
Dave Tieff

Written by Dave Tieff

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