Lenny Kravitz Has Been Celibate For Nine Years
Why Lenny might be on to something
Lenny Kravitz is the coolest motherfucker on planet Earth. That isn’t even up for debate.
How many guys can wear high-heeled boots and a purple boa and steal your wife the same night? When Prince passed away, that list went from two names down to one: Lenny.
Think about it.
Lenny Kravitz is so fucking cool that you forget his name is “Lenny Kravitz.”
Like Prince, Sting, and Slash, he should have a one-syllable name—like “Breeze,” “Storm,” or “Omnipotence.”
But that would be too obvious, I suppose.
Instead, he took the nerdiest name on the planet and transformed it into the epitome of cool. He’s that much of a badass.
So, when I heard that Lenny has been celibate for nine years, I was shocked — but not so surprised. He’s always been ahead of the game.
He doesn’t follow the trends; he sets them. He always seems to know something the rest of us will find out later.
