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Pretending Astrology Isn’t Bullshit

And other things that can make a first date awkward

Dave Tieff
5 min readJan 31, 2025

We all make a mental note of friends and family members who have birthdays close to our own — don’t we?

I still remember kids I went to high school with who shared my birthday and close friends whose birthdays were in close proximity.

My drummer, Will Dorsey Jr, is one of them. I was born on March 30th, and he was born on April 3rd, making us both Aries.

My Grammy winning drummer, Will Dorsey Jr

We’ve been friends and bandmates since the 90s, and I love the guy like a brother, but we are very different people in many ways. That’s probably what I love most about him. Our unique personalities complement each other.

Also, he’s my living proof that astrology is bullshit, along with all of the other Aries I know that I have little in common with from a personality standpoint.

Here are some of the (supposed) traits of an Aries:

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Dave Tieff
Dave Tieff

Written by Dave Tieff

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