We wish women could experience having to make the first move, the endless mind games, and dealing with rejection.

When I hear women over 40 complain about "being invisible,” it’s hard to be sympathetic. That's what men face their entire lives.

We have to accomplish something or be somebody to be visible — we can’t just show up.

Then…any unwanted attention to a woman can be labeled “creepy.” Of course, “creepy” is just a gauge of a woman’s attraction level. As long as the guy is cute — like Luigi the fugitive shooter — he’s good.

Women in their 20s control the dating/relationship market, which declines steadily after 30, but at least you get a nice run.