Why Body Count Matters

And other helpful insights — like why not to eat food off the floor

In a world where your education level, resume, credit score, and reputation are ubiquitous indicators of personal value, some women are questioning why the number of men (bodies) they’ve had sexual intercourse with (count) matters.

Homo sapiens have been around for about 300,000 years, and for the first 299,990 it was pretty apparent to everyone why this was significant. Still, the newly “empowered” man-hating woman (who, for some reason, likes to have sex with a lot of men) seems puzzled by the consequence.

For most of human history, a woman with numerous sexual partners would be a social outcast in the eyes of both men and women. Today, men are criticized for considering it when choosing a romantic partner.

Hopefully, this will help to clear up the why….

Since past behavior is the best predictor of present and future behavior, consider the following when comparing someone with a low body count to someone with a high body count…

Who is more likely to cheat? HIGH
Who is more likely to have an STD? HIGH
Who is more likely to honor monogamy? LOW
Who is more likely to have mental health issues? HIGH
Who is more likely to be a valued partner or spouse? LOW
Who is more…