You’re Responsible For Your Orgasm

Tell us what you like, point to where it is, or do it yourself

All vaginas are not created equal.

Like a delicate snowflake, or an Arby’s Roast Beef Deluxe, no two are exactly alike.

Some are neatly tucked in like tiny tots on Christmas Eve, some come in hot with flaps down, and some look like an M-80 was lit inside a Sunday dinner pot roast.

But, this much we know…

They all come with the Jimmy Hoffa of body parts: the clitoris.

We, as men, are never entirely sure of the location with a new partner— especially with the lights off, no map, and no miner helmet — but we know we have to check under the hood. (*Tip: if you were in marching band in high school, start there).

Note: If you’ve been married for a while and your wife still complains that you don’t know where her clit is — neither one of you should be allowed to vote.

Women love to chortle at men's expense for not knowing exactly where it is, but the joke is on you cackling broilers. We know how to make ourselves come. Why are you laughing at us…